why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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