So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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