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Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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