Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
