Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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