is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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