She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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