I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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