At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT