babies were throwing up all over the place
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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