id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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