Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh god it's open bar.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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