I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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