Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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