spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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