At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
