6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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