i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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