Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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