thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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