I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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