Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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