IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
lying in bed pretending to be a slug