jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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