why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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