Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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