I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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