He is an equal opportunity slut.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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