After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's blow job season.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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