drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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