she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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