Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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