I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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