I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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