I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dignity is for republicans.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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