is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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