508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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