so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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