One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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