Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it was like eating out sand paper
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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