I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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