I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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