I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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