my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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