Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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