Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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