I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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