He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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