Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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