goodnight i made you a song goodbye
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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