i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i've created a new STD.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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