Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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