Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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