apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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