after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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