I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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